Saturday, March 25, 2006

To TP, with Love

I miss my gorgeous TP, but not until i spent 15 minutes chatting with him that i realized just how much.

Hay, Gorj. Asan na ang third wheel date natin sa Mall-ette dito sa atin? at ang ating starbucks chokaran? I miss you and your wonderful GF (who never gets tired of hearing my Boy drama, Thankie eka!)

I understand you, sobra.I know how tough work can be... but do not let stress and toxicity get the best of you. You are a great, great person. in fact, you are the realization of my academic competence. Dahil sayo, at sa ating krung krung na thesis, nalaman ko na kaya ko palang maging mahusay na studyante.. pero huli na dahil graduating na tayo non. Bwahahaha.

Ayun. i super miss you. Have fun in bohol with Eka, bring me lots of pasalubong and when i see you, be ready to matchmake me with one of your officemates. hehe.

the Unwilling Pornstar

Let me start off by saying,

Paksyet, namiss ko to.


I dont think i need to verbalize,er, put into writing the reason I've been gone for almost a month. I think that a good 9 months worth of ranting over my job stress will be enough reason to dispel any other theories.

At least now is the end of one of the most toxic, if not the most toxic, weeks of my life. My supervisors all went to Australia for a week's vacation. Yup. they are basking in the sun while we, the members of the solid R&F, are busting our asses off working and cleaning up all the mess. I CRY FOUL!!!

Buti na lang I love Ms. Tetchi, kundi nakuuuuuuuu... I'm declaring my irrevocable resignation come Monday.

Ayuuun.

So, after three weeks, i cannot begin to narrate what has happened in my oh-so bland life. Add to this difficulty is the fact that i cannot remember most of them, no matter how affected i was during the time it happened or how important it was.

Thus, bear with me when i begin my story with what has just transpired... as in ngayong araw.

CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS???

Shempre, our malas magnet is still working double time. Super embarrassment.
it was down to the final home stretch, as in mga 5:30ish when i found out that my pants, my less than 3 months slacks, has a hole in the crotch reaching up to almost a "dangkal". ISANG PAKING DANGKAL, Man!!! how long it has been there, i do not know. crotch area, right smack in the middle. Okay sana kung i was wearing black underwear pero hindi. HINDEEEE!!!


My only consolation is that my friends who often see me in my acrobatic sitting position didnt notice it. Therefore, it is safe to assume that it hasnt been there that long (I hope to God, please). I really have no idea on the extent of the damage. I just hope that someone who made boso will get multitudes of kuliti and for those were "violated" patawarin nyo na ako. Isa akong unwitting porn star.

I do not want to dwell on it... I AM NO LONGER A DRAMA QUEEN. :)

Thursday, March 09, 2006

The Day I Lost the Battle Against the Dark Horse (re-titled)

Ang dami kong dapat ikuwento but i dont have the energy to write them all.

Birthday party ni MAMBA last Saturday. Shempre, another opportunity for Anime and Flamethrower to steal hard earned money from Mamba and me. Ngayon, nadagdagan na sila. Queer apparently, had what we call, Beginner's LUCK. First time namin shang turuan ng poker pero nanalo pa rin sha despite his late learning. In his extreme interest to learn the game, he had his kodigo on his cellphone... kaya everytime titira sha, andun ang kanyang mahiwagang cellphone upang alamin ang difference ng straight flush sa royal flush etc.

IN Fairview, may litex.

Tao rin pala ako. After downing almost 2 liters of Red Horse ( 4 na RH 500 ang tinungga ko), i finally succumbed to the evils (and embarrassment) of vomiting. Pano ba naman, sinuway ko ang pinakautos ni kataas taasang Anime na isuka ko muna ang ininom ko bago ako matulog. ayuuuun... take it from the Grandmaster of Inuman.

I am soooooooooo...nasira ang winning streak ko. Paksyet. Ibig lang sabihin nun, umabot na sa toxic level ang alcohol na natutungga ko. feeling ko, pag may nagsindi ng sigarilyo sa akin nun, bigla na lang akong mag aapoy.

in fairness naman, hindi lang ako ang tanging taong lasing nung gabing yun. SI flamethrower, nagdadrama na. Si Anime, nagpapaka Subtle gay and oh no... SI QUEER, nag MTV na naman.

Pero wait? kahit di naman nakainom si Queer, nagva-variety show pa rin sha eh.

But still...

actually, captured na captured ang aming alcoholism sa video ni Mamba. At shempre, kung sakasakaling maging VP si Queer ng bangkong pinagtatrabahuhan nya, may pangblackmail na kami.

Tama ba namang sumayaw ng Shake it off at kumpletuhin ang MTV ng my humps. but no, ang isang ultimate barkada chorva namin ay ang patulan namin ang kahibangan ni Queer at sumama sa Video ng DONT CHA. and take note, nag Fan Dance kami sa kantang ito.. BAkIT? hindi ko ren alam.

Kinabukasan, matapos naming mahimasmasan, tinuloy tuloy na naman ulit namin ang aming batugan mode at wala kaming ginawa kung kumain, humiga at magbasa ng pocketbook (ako lang pala). Syempre, mawawala ba ang Videoke?!?! Shempre, andun pa rin ang monotone performance ni Flamethrower, ang mala Martin na pagkanta ni Anime, ang mala Jimmy na boses ni Mamba at ang aking Vina song and dance number.

Mamba, paksyet. I upload mo na ang mga pictures naten! :)

Saturday, March 04, 2006

Chopsuey Pics

kailangang naka Ecosoc shirt sa Gerry's ano?
eto na ang kilabot ng 1802 :)
namiss ko to. :)
ano ang dapat gawin habang may meeting? mag picture! Anover?!?
Oo na, maganda na kayong lahat!
Ang araw na nakapatay kami ng kapitbahay sa aming mga boses
sinong besprend mo doon? Shempre, kaw lang!