I didnt do this! blame insomnia!

slimming tea and shanghai baby
my desk is a mosaic of miscellany
damn, i didnt intend to rhyme
im just bored and passing time
ooops, i just did it again
i guess i need a lot of reminding

okay, let me start with my free verse
and this time im going to make it terse
I just want to write something poetic
and hopefully try not to sound dramatic.
I'll cut the crap and go ahead with my story
(hey Eminem, here's a run for your money)

Now, writing a poem is a lot of work
dont do it often lest you go berserk
Am i kidding? that's not even an advice
well never trust me, im a novice
Im sorry, readers, if i wasted your time
by accidentally writing this nonsense rhyme.